Tractor Cup Holder
A Female's Idea Of A Dream Car
A car is really a man-thing! From the rugged 4x4 to the slim and sleek sports car, males can get quite lyrical when it comes to their cars. After all, they even refer to the car as a "she". I on the other hand, call my car a car. It has no life, mind or feelings and for that reason I cannot quite understand why a car should be female.
Come to think of it, there's maybe one thing that women and cars have in common. Both a car and the female specie can be a bit temperamental. In the female's case this is usually in the form of some or other mood swing, in the car's case it could be an unwillingness to start on a cold morning or an uncomfortable shudder if one of the tires is not properly balanced.
If women where in charge of designing cars, this is pretty much what the result would be:
Vehicles won't only be available in white, black, silver, red, blue and green. Oh no, we'd allow for a whole lot of choices! If a customer wants a pink car, they're going to have a choice of a pastel pink, standard pink, purple-pink and also a pearl pink tone! Then there would even be the option of pink with glitter and pink without glitter! This is also applicable to purple, yellow, orange along with other currently disadvantaged colours.
Secondly, you can forget huge, bulky steering wheels! Many women are small and petite, why do we have to fight with steering wheels the size of a tractor's wheel? Steering wheels will be smaller, with tons of buttons! These buttons should also have suitable descriptions so that we know which button to press to open the window, which one to press to trigger the massaging seat cover and which one to press to raise the compartment between the front and rear seats to drown out the noise of our screaming children.
Thirdly, our cars will all have built-in satnav systems. But nothing like the tricky GPS systems currently available. We would be able to say "take me to that particular coffee shop with the good cheesecakes" and the car will know where to drive. Or "go get the children and travel only on roads with no traffic". And the fancy models will also have a "wake me up when we get there" function!
There would also be more compartments for our gadgets. Why must vehicles only have cup holders and sunglass holders if we're lucky? Where should we put the wet wipes to wipe the childrens' faces, our make-up and all our other "in case this happens" objects?
Lastly, no more silly, small make-up mirrors in our window visors. How are we supposed to see in those small mirrors in any case? Our vehicles will have suitable mirrors (which could possibly slide out from the roof to cover half of the front window) with built in lights for proper mascara application.
There you have it! Don't you agree that by simply talking about your car as a "she" doesn't make it a female car?
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