Farm Tractor Boom Poles
Is there any place like this near San Francisco?
I'm looking for a town which meets any or all of these criteria:
The tallest man-made object in town is somebody's jacked up truck.
Wal-Mart shoppers are regarded as "uppity."
KIds drive farm tractors to school.
The gun and knife show is the social event of the year.
People butcher livestock in their back yards.
The bowling alleys have valet parking.
The phrase "housing boom" means that somebody's meth lab blew up.
People include such phrases as "buck pole", "restrictor plate", and "reloading press" in routine conversations (especially if they can use all three in the same sentence).
And if you think I'm serious about this, you might be a redneck.
Thanks for your answers, and let 'er rip.
Rio Linda, near Sac
Lodi
Byron
Tracy
American canyon
Gilroy
Sunol
John Deere 2140 Tractor with Farm Hand Loader and Custom Boom Pole - 20090826-13-v194
